Edible · Fidget

Fidget Pie

$120.00

Slice. Chew. Swallow. A pneumatic fidget, except pneumatic means gastric and the tolerances are flaky. Pull the crust, push the filling, pop a wedge — the only fidget toy you finish by eating.

  • Hand-crimped to ridiculously tight tolerances — ±0.001 slices.
  • The only fidget with a filling spring: bite down, release, repeat.
  • Butter crust barrel, hardened apple filling. Made by hand, in a kitchen.
  • Ships warm. Includes a napkin and lint-free regrets.

Pie ordered!

One Fidget Pie, ordered. Baked in small batches. Fidget responsibly.

No card was charged. No pie was baked. This is a parody store.

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