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Everybody Loves Pies.

Four products. Every one of them is, technically, a pie chart. Add to cart and nothing will be charged — but a slice of your dignity may be redistributed.

The classics (conceptual)

Bestseller

Pies

An actual pie. Round, warm, structurally sound. The only product on this site you can eat — assuming you don't try to graph it first.

$36.00 $31.40

For Sale

Pie Charts

A premium pie chart. No data required — we'll invent the percentages. Justin hates these, which is exactly why they're our flagship.

$14.00

New

Pie Charts About Pies

Meta-pie analytics. A pie chart whose every slice describes a different kind of pie. Working ON your pie business, not IN it.

$27.18

Limited

Pies That Are Actually Charts

It looks like a pie. It smells like a pie. You cut into it and it's data all the way down. The forbidden dessert.

$42.00

Pie charts you can eat (edible)

Edible · Dessert

The Tasting Flight

One pie, four flavors, plotted clockwise: vanilla cream, blackberry, cherry, and crumble. A pie chart you eat one quadrant at a time. Serve with tea and a spreadsheet.

$33.00

Edible · Savory

The Savory Quadrant

Flaky chicken pot pie meets a mashed-potato-topped shepherd's wedge. Comfort food, segmented for analysis. Peas and carrots count as outliers.

$36.50

Edible · Savory

The Comfort Dataset

Beef-and-mushroom pot pie and a mashed-potato shepherd's pie, each wedge a row in the world's most delicious dataset. Rustic crust, statistically significant.

$34.00

Edible · Dessert

The Executive Dashboard

Pecan, pumpkin, chocolate, key lime, and a lattice fruit slice with a dollop of whipped margin. Five KPIs, one crust, plated for stakeholders. Spoons provided.

$48.00