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Everybody Loves Pies.
Four products. Every one of them is, technically, a pie chart. Add to cart and nothing will be charged — but a slice of your dignity may be redistributed.
The classics (conceptual)
- Crust (load-bearing) 22%
- Filling 55%
- Steam vents engineered to spec 8%
- Regret, none 15%
Pies
An actual pie. Round, warm, structurally sound. The only product on this site you can eat — assuming you don't try to graph it first.
$36.00 $31.40
- Slices Justin would refuse to render 64%
- Slices labeled 'misc' 18%
- Slices that are actually a bar chart 11%
- Slices left as an exercise 7%
Pie Charts
A premium pie chart. No data required — we'll invent the percentages. Justin hates these, which is exactly why they're our flagship.
$14.00
- Apple (market leader) 34%
- Pecan (volatile) 21%
- Key Lime (high beta) 17%
- Pumpkin (seasonal) 18%
- Humble 10%
Pie Charts About Pies
Meta-pie analytics. A pie chart whose every slice describes a different kind of pie. Working ON your pie business, not IN it.
$27.18
- Looks like dessert 40%
- Is, in fact, a spreadsheet 33%
- Crust made of pivot tables 19%
- Edible? Inconclusive 8%
Pies That Are Actually Charts
It looks like a pie. It smells like a pie. You cut into it and it's data all the way down. The forbidden dessert.
$42.00
Pie charts you can eat (edible)
The Tasting Flight
One pie, four flavors, plotted clockwise: vanilla cream, blackberry, cherry, and crumble. A pie chart you eat one quadrant at a time. Serve with tea and a spreadsheet.
$33.00
The Savory Quadrant
Flaky chicken pot pie meets a mashed-potato-topped shepherd's wedge. Comfort food, segmented for analysis. Peas and carrots count as outliers.
$36.50
The Comfort Dataset
Beef-and-mushroom pot pie and a mashed-potato shepherd's pie, each wedge a row in the world's most delicious dataset. Rustic crust, statistically significant.
$34.00
The Executive Dashboard
Pecan, pumpkin, chocolate, key lime, and a lattice fruit slice with a dollop of whipped margin. Five KPIs, one crust, plated for stakeholders. Spoons provided.
$48.00