Bestseller

Pies

$36.00 $31.40

An actual pie. Round, warm, structurally sound. The only product on this site you can eat — assuming you don't try to graph it first.

• Hand-crimped to a tolerance of ±0.001 slices.
• Survives reentry. Pairs well with quarterly reviews.
• Comes with a certificate of pie-thenticity.

Add to chart — $31.40

Pie ordered!

One genuine pie, ordered. We will not slice it into a chart. Probably.

No card was charged. No pie was baked. This is a parody store.

Mmm, okay

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