Edible · Dessert

The Executive Dashboard

$48.00

Pecan, pumpkin, chocolate, key lime, and a lattice fruit slice with a dollop of whipped margin. Five KPIs, one crust, plated for stakeholders. Spoons provided.

  • Five flavors, because four KPIs looked thin in the deck.
  • Comes plated on the good table linen for optics.
  • Whipped margin is non-GAAP but delicious.

Pie ordered!

The Executive Dashboard is being escalated to your table. Whipped margin included.

No card was charged. No pie was baked. This is a parody store.

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